Bondage sex toys are a commonplace sexual aide used by many sexual partners these days. They are fun, somewhat dangerous if improperly used, and overall a thrill ride a minute. Some guys get off with the aide of sex toys much quicker. Some girls only get off with the use of bondage sex toys. Either way, bondage sex toys generally lead to spicier sex. Bondage sex toys are a key to a good sex life for some people, and a good sex life certainly is a key to a good life. Why not be happy, even if it means using toys to find your way?

It’s all coming down soon. You know it, I know it, it’s inevitable, the divorce of humanity from itself, the polarization of politics as the defacto religion, consumer of people for good or ill. Bondage sex toys will rule the universe. Like dinosaurs waiting to spurt and turn in, bondage sex toys will have their day in the sun. Bondage sex toys and bondage fetish sex toys deserve their day in the sun. Why shouldn’t bondage sex toys come out and relax amidst this sexually free girl gone wild televised universe?

It’s advertised on inbred networks, necrophiling its way through the storm, it’ll screw anything with a corpse of a life in it for the ratings if nothing else.  You know, like dropping a dime to a stool pigeon, like finding a 20 to life sentence for a nameless mark. It is what it is. Bondage sex toys and perverts just like anything else if you strip it to the truth.

I could do that standing on my head, if that’s what I’m getting in return. But what I’m talking about is cerebral you know, it’s not a blow job or a clumsy hand job in a leather strap for the first awkward time. If I could save time in a bobber I’d wait for some fishy smelling bitch to come along and eat me, then I’d hook her, right through the gills.
Snag it, get pictures taken holding it up and have it mounted so some sick twisted archeologist could dig it up and sell it on the black market somewhere, over the rainbow where it can be properly screwed using bondage sex toys

LA sounds like a good enough pond to me, stocked the way I like it, with freaks & latte’s, fantasy & hustlers. So that’s where I’ll start, right where I left off, with the freaks and toys and wax and booze.

In make-believesville., in la-la land, there’s always a happy ending too.

If I stand in line, I oughta’ get to watch the movie and be entitled to a bucket of popcorn, a couple leather straps and some pre set vibrators and anal beads.

That’s what I think, anyway.

Anyone else want a hit?

Or should I go ahead and eat that luscious buttery popcorn up too, all lathered in that sexy erotic heated oil, delivered in an orgasm at the time of your actual birth. The different colored light flashing off of your buzzed eyes as the girls fade off to sleep, all satisfied and smelling of love after proper use of bondage sex toys, porno dvd’s and some exterior sexual influences. What more could a happy boy ask for? Perhaps some time to sleep and reload.